Been a while...

Well well well... just been massively shown up by Franna Ma Wanna for being a bad blogger (slaps self on wrist). Must try harder! When I've had time to think about what's worth writing about, I'll get back to you, in the meantime, here's Kelly Brook dressed as an usherette to cover all your interval needs (not that I'm a massive Kelly Brook fan, but she was the best usherette picture on Google Images). We'll return to the main feature shortly...